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Common Colds - A Jingle Bells Parody

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Talking through a cold
I caught the other day,
My speaking sounds like croaks;
Coughing is a pain.
My trashcan's piled up high
With tissues I have thrown,
My nose is turning redder
Every time my nose is blown!

Oh, common colds,
Common colds,
Sneezing fits all day.
There's no cure for common colds.
Please someone find a way!
Hey! Common colds,
Common colds,
Cough and hack all day.
There's no cure for common colds.
Please someone find a way!

A day or two ago
I was feeling just fine!
But then someone got sick
And shared their germs with mine.
So now I lie in bed
And rest throughout the day.
I hope you're having fun
And riding safely in your sleigh.

Oh, common colds,
Common colds,
Sneezing fits all day.
There's no cure for common colds.
Please someone find a way!
Hey! Common colds,
Common colds,
Cough and hack all day.
There's no cure for common colds.
Please someone find a way!
:sneeze: :sick: I do believe I am getting a cold. Oh joy. :raincloud: So what better way to express my annoyance than through song? For a more mournful effect, you could also sing this in a minor key. Hope you enjoy! :sneeze:
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